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PRESS RELEASE: CCP Games Hiring 100s of New GMs

REYKJAVIK ? We here at CCP Games understand that research and investigation are hard. It's difficult to know if that player asking for an invite into your corporation is being truthful.

We used to tell you how to protect yourself. Not anymore. Protecting yourself is boring. Let us do that boring work for you.

That player who says he is a friend of your CEO? There is no need to worry about whether he is being truthful or not. There's no need to wait for your CEO to return from his two-week vacation in Belize to verify. Approve his application now. Don't worry that his employment history shows 167 corporations in the last year, most of that employment lasting no more than a couple days. If he manages to awox sixteen of your missioning Machariels, it's no problem. Our team of new GMs will reimburse your loss and ban the awoxer. It is now illegal for players to present themselves as representatives of other players. And this includes claiming friendship, where no friendship actually exists.

Our team of crack GMs will verify friendship claims. They will verify alternate character claims. They will spellcheck names for you. We don't want our players to spend time and energy checking into every single claim made by other players. It's a game. We want you to play it. We don't want you spending your precious play-time checking things like corp history, comparing the spellings of names, or contacting other players to help verify identities. We here at CCP Games want your subscription payments to go further than ever before. Let us do all that mind-numbing research and verification for you.

The Terms of Service agreement. Now, working for you!

** this has been satire. Don't ban me.


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