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Pippa Middleton's Pro-Tips for EVE Online

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Hot off the success of her most recent book, Celebrate, Pippa Middleton ? socialite and younger sister to the Duchess of Cambridge ? now gives us her insights into her very favourite massively multiplayer roleplaying game, EVE Online.

Within its full-colour pages, Pippa imparts all of the kernels of wisdom that have given her such success in the game. "Although I am primarily a nullsec pilot," Pippa states, "I have dabbled successfully in all areas of EVE Online."

"I've been dispensing my EVE knowledge for years on Twitter, @EVEpippa," continues Miss Middleton. "I felt it was time to collect all of that knowledge into one beautifully bound reference manual. After the success of Celebrate, I knew I had a winning formula."

EVE Online: One Thousand Pro-Tips for Combat, Industry and More can be purchased from Amazon, Waterstones or Foyles. It also makes a great gift to anyone newly interested in EVE Online. The book is hardcover, three hundred full-colour pages, and has two forewards, one written by The Mittani and another by Prince Harry of Wales.

"I always considered British people to be irrelevant. That is, until SUAS wrote Little Bees. Four years later, a second British person continues to challenge my perceptions. Miss Pippa Middleton's tome is never far out of my reach. ? The Mittani.

My time in Fweddit was made so much easier with Pip's pro-tips. ? Prince Harry."

Here are some sample nuggets from EVE Online: One Thousand Pro-Tips for Combat, Industry and More.

? before logging into EVE Online, ensure that you first have an account.
? the launcher will install game updates.

? before attending a royal wedding, ensure that you've set a long skill queue.
? support skills will make it easier to fit ships.
? if you wish to utilize drones, consider increasing your drone skills.

? a o/ or a o7m8 can turn a potential enemy into a new friend.
? local chat will show you everybody in your current system. This is a great way to meet new people.
? player-owned corporations and alliances can help you give your game-play more focus.

? before completing a courier mission, make sure the item you are to haul is in your cargo hold.
? running missions is a quick and easy way to earn money.

? having ammunition loaded and in your hold can improve your combat efficiency greatly.
? a microwarpdrive or afterburner can improve your ability to speed tank.

? DUST 514 players can decrease the time it takes to acquire enemy systems.
? be wary of any person from an opposing faction that enters your complex.

? the fleet finder window can assist you in joining a fleet.
? linking to food photos in fleet chat can help relieve some of the boredom of structure shoots.
? when bridging a fleet from a titan, select Bridge To, not Jump To.

? before you can mine moon minerals, you will first need to set up a player-owned starbase.
? consider investing in a hauler if you plan to do planetary interaction.

? purchasing a Fanfest ticket will increase your enjoyment of the event ten-fold.
? booking accommodations will make your stay in Iceland more enjoyable.


**this has been a parody**
Source: Pippa Middleton's Pro-Tips for EVE Online