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And now an important message from Jester's evil twin, Garth.  The opinions of Garth are not the opinions of Jester (unless they are).

Attention to all griefers, gankers, ninja mission salvagers, high-sec corp scammers, industrial corp war-dec'ers and all other paragons of true evil of which I am so proud!  There is a CSM candidate that is running on a platform which shall destroy your way of life!  He intends to end your careers in EVE!  He has stated in an interview that this is no troll!  He believes what he says and honestly means to press home all of his proposals!  No more shall your chosen profession be open to you!

This candidate's name is James 315, and if he gets his way, high-sec will be completely emptied of all of your glorious targets and you will have to spend your time in EVE finding an honest occupatio--

What?  What's that you say?  Are you sure?  ...the griefers and gankers want to vote for this person?

Did every evil person in EVE suddenly become a fucking moron?

You people did read his proposals, right?  High-sec emptied of miners!  High-sec emptied of missioners!  No more war-dec targets, no more industrialists, no more juicy fat haulers, no more untanked mining barges... all of this destruction and more shall be rained down upon you!  A New Eden high-sec with no griefing targets!  This is lunacy!

But of course, if James's proposals came to pass, suddenly James would have no power, no influence, and no platform.  Do you think he wants that?  Do you really think he wants that?

Minions, you have become cattle.  Mooooo.  You are following a hypocrite!  I am ashamed of you.

Do you really want this hypocrite representing you in Iceland, or do you want things to stay as they are?  Because if things change, you might have to find real professions and evidence suggests you are not good at them.  Meanwhile, this hypocrite believes that making ISK while AFK is bad... except for moons.  Those are perfectly OK!  Really?!

Evil-doers, you are following a hypocrite!  But I'm sure you will be very happy together.  I must admit to being impressed by James's true evil in deceiving you all so thoroughly.  James 315, I salute you!

Oh, and before all you mining assholes get too fucking smug about all this, think again.  James is right about one thing: know how many successful fleets in EVE are built around one and only one type of ship?  Zero.  Every fleet in EVE has support ships except yours.  You could end the ganks today if your fleet of Retrievers had a single Scorpion loaded with green jammers and heavy neuts among them, and maybe a Scythe or two.  But of course you will never do that because you are dumb.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

The preceding has been an important message from Jester's evil twin, Garth.  The management apologizes to any and all whom Garth may have offended.  It turns out Garth specializes in the three-way, pissing off both sides in an argument.
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